Responding to cops when asked to give an exact march route, Quebec students provided this (Via)
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(Source: youtube.com)
| Mom: | There's leftover food from the 99 restaurant on the counter if you want any. |
| Me: | Oh cool, thanks. When did you go there? |
| Mom: | Today for lunch. |
| Me: | Who'd you go with? |
| Mom: | I went by myself. |
| Me: | But the closest one is like..45 minutes away. Why'd you go by yourself? |
| Mom: | I'm a loner. You know that. I'm a loner, a rebel, a one woman gang who plays by no man's rules. |
| Me: | ...I didn't know that, actually. |
| Mom: | It's on my resume. |