batibatiblu replied to your chat: My Mom first thing this morning You have an awesome mom, wth. Right? It’s tough though, cause all the neighbor kids get jealous of how super cool my Mom is whenever they see her ride by on a skateboard, wearing her dinosaur sneakers with the built in flashing lights, and a shirt that says “Rules Are Lame”. She drinks milk straight out of the...
So far today the car I was transporting for one of my jobs had it’s engine die mid-delivery so I was left stuck at the Mass Pike toll booths. I was checking Tumblr through my handy-dandy cellphone…and then right after being bumped to the side of the pike by a mass pike workers’ truck I refreshed to find that the pretty dang awesome EatSleepDraw posted the piece I submitted! Hell Yessss!!!! GOOD...
My Mom first thing this morning
Me: -walk into the kitchen- Mornin' Mum.
Mom: Mornin' baby! Know what I'm gonna do today? -starts dancing-
Mom: Get into the holiday spirit. -still dancing-
Me: Oh, so you're going to put up decorations?
Mom: Nope! Drink egg-nog alllll day! -dancing turns into a dorky strut-
Me: Haha. Really though?
Mom: Hahaha. Just kidding. -stops dancing-
Me: You're ridic-
Mom: It'll be the "get drunk" kind of egg-nog! Awww yeaaaah! -engages next level dork dance-
Me: Sometimes I think I'm the only weirdo in this family, but then you remind me it's probably genetic.
Mom: And don't you forget it!
-makes finger guns with her hands and points them at me-
Pew! Pew! Genetics!
more-than-one-horse replied to your post: more-than-one-horse replied to your post: I… niko if you defect to sandy beach then three point will wither and die. DON’T GIVE THEM THAT. Well there inlays the dilemma I’m kind of having. I mean, I’d still visit Three Point during my time off but I don’t want to hurt any feelings now that I’ve discovered empathy. Ffffffff
harrisonfraud asked: 49!
more-than-one-horse replied to your post: I thought today would be uneventful and pretty lame.. how the fuck did that happen? No idea. He just offered it to me, and I’m going to give him my decision at the reunion. Shit is pretty craaazy, but awesome.
Ok.. I want to play now.
mandypantsdance: This one’s better than the list I had before. Okay cool kids, ask me these things with the numbers or anything you want to ask really. I promise to give more descriptive, while still completely honest answers. Even 32. Even when there’s questions about sexual orientation it assumes you like boys. GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. KThx